I Killed Andy Warhol

Valerie Solanas may have shot Andy Warhol, but I killed him. What was meant to be an offhand comment about a Cars video seemingly changed his hospital bed to his death bed. Do I regret it? Yes, of course. But people are much nicer to me now.

Friday, March 31, 2006

I'm Not the Only One....This information was directed to me recently. It is taken from www.djmrswhite.livejournal.com

"...4. I killed Buck Owens. It was not intentional. Here is the evidence:

I own a Hee Haw thermos. It lives on top of the refrigerator. 10 days ago I washed it.

I bought a Buck Owens CD of old country gospel songs 7 days ago.

I saw "Larry The Cable Guy: Health Inspector" and called it "Hee-Haw"-larious in my review. That was 4 days ago. He died the very next day.

And dang it but my friend Bob N. and I never did get out to Bakersfield to see Buck perform. He used to do that regularly there at his own club. I feel stupid now, but not as bad as I feel for killing him."


That's okay. I know how you feel.

1 Comments:

Blogger Mary Lewys said...

We must find others who have killed celebrities.

6:02 AM  

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